2005-07-08 - 4:40 p.m.

Conversation heard in the hallway outside the bathroom at my office…
Guy 1- “Have you ever taken a dump so huge that your pants fit better afterwards?”
Guy 2- “No but one time I thought I shit a cockroach. But it was only a mushroom”

First off what is Guy 1 eating that his waste affects his waist and second, Guy 2 I thought I shit a cockroach? Do you eat cockroaches? Wow, the mind does reel…

And a thank you to all of those that emailed inquiring about P’s friends and family in London… all are safe and accounted for.

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