2005-05-19 - 12:33 p.m.

For lack of anything else to write about I have given in to THE LIST. Without further ado I give you 100 things about me.
1. I live in Manhattan
2. I used to live in the suburbs of Detroit- so don’t fuck with me, I’ll cut ya.
3. I am a true Gemini
4. I went to college for interior design
5. but only after I studying advertising, drama and medicine
6. I love the look of an all white bathroom
7. after having one I realize I just like the idea of an all white bathroom
8. I can walk faster than some people jog
9. I used to be a competitive figure skater
10. I was in marching band in high school
11. I am more one of the guys than one of the girls
12. I have been accused of having a penis
13. I don’t have a penis
14. I can quote obscure movies
15. I like living in a fifth story walk up
16. I used to work for a radio station
17. I used to do stand up comedy
18. I waited tables in college
19. my last car was a Miata
20. I love bargain shopping
21. My parents are still married
22. my best friend from high school is still my best friend
23. I only got my passport 2 years ago
24. I have a sister that is four years younger
25. My first kiss was literally with the boy next door.
26. I was a runner up for homecoming queen
27. I don’t throw like a girl
28. I should wear my glasses more than I do
29. I used to wear combat boots
30. I am a grudge holder
31. I like a drink after work
32. I think I might drink too much
33. I cannot sleep with socks on
34. I prefer diet coke to diet pepsi
35. I do not like diet coke with lime, lemon or vanilla
36. I am a good cook
37. I wrote a cookbook for my sister
38. I love to read cookbooks while I am eating
39. I am a Law and Order junkie (except criminal intent)
40. I always thought I would grow up to be famous
41. I am not famous
42. I have been told I look like Drew Barrymore, Ellen Barkin, and Renee Zellweger
43. I don’t think I look like any of the above
44. I have a really deep voice for a girl
45. I cannot sing but will do when drunk
46. I own six wigs
47. I still like The Cure
48. I like hot humid weather
49. Sarcasm is my best and worst trait
50. I love buffalo wings
51. I do not like beef or pork
52. I have never had a one night stand
53. I have never been arrested
54. I have never broken any bones
55. I have very short patience with stupid people
56. I met the sex pistols (reunion tour)
57. I am a procrastinator
58. I have a flair for the dramatic
59. but I am not a drama queen
60. I prefer my own cooking to some restaurants
61. I am not a coffee drinker
62. I am a card carrying member of the I HATE MAYO club
63. I have very vivid dreams and can tell you about them the next day
64. I still like to dress up on Halloween
65. I often prefer the book to the movie
66. I do not care for chocolate
67. Recognition is my biggest motivator
68. I hate being told what to do
69. I hate asking for help
70. I hate people that bitch about their circumstance but do nothing to change it
71. I am not good at math
72. I wear sunscreen everyday
73. I have expensive taste
74. I want a bulldog
75. I always cry at the end of a League of Their Own
76. But never at Beaches
77. I think bathroom humor is funny
78. I don’t think Monty Python is
79. I literally bumped into Bono on the street
80. I find the popularity of reality TV disturbing
81. But I love America’s Next Top Model
82. I wear high heels everyday
83. I am not good at keeping in touch with people
84. I was named after my dad
85. I will watch a documentary on almost anything
86. I am a jack of all trades and a master at none.
87. I can sew
88. I have a very short attention span
89. I love good commercials
90. I don’t have a favorite color
91. I prefer pencils to pens
92. I love ice hockey (go wings!)
93. I cannot stand baseball, basketball or pro football
94. I like the fact that asparagus makes your pee smell funny
95. I often have urges to bite small children
96. I can be extremely selfish
97. but would do anything for a friend in need
98. I am good at a lot of things but excel at nothing.
99. I believe that less is more
100. I can’t believe you read all that.

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