2005-05-06 - 4:21 p.m.

Today while perusing the events column on craigslist I came across WARM GOLDEN SHOWERS ANYWHERE BY APPOINTMENT. The “by appointment” made me laugh out loud. I mean you just can’t walk in and expect a golden shower… you need to make a reservation to be sure that there is enough time in between appointments to guarantee enough water consumption. Otherwise it may turn out to just be a golden trickle and that isn’t what you paid for! I was looking for cheap wedding vendors; I wonder how much he charges because this could be a great novelty at our wedding. “Hey Grandma, you’re next!” Or better yet! What about bridesmaid’s gifts? Now that is something they would not necessarily get for themselves and would certainly be talked about for years to come. Forget a spa day at the Golden Door… it’s all about a golden shower at the spa. Or not.

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