2004-09-16 - 4:30 p.m.

I am in a mood today. Everything and everybody is pissing me off to the point that I really want to stab someone in the eye. Anyone will do… anyone want to take one for the team? This moving thing is making me very cranky. In addition to packing up everything I own, I am giving away some of mine and P’s furniture. Mind you we aren’t charging people for this… yet for some reason they are making me feel like I am doing THEM a favor. For fuck sake… it’s free don’t make me do all the work for you as well. I have my own shit to worry about. I do not live in Martha Stewart’s parallel universe where there are 36 hours in a day. I only have so much time to get my own stuff organized; I seriously do not have the time and patience to hold their hands while they sort out how to get FREE stuff to their house. I am ready to just say fuck it, it’s going on Craigslist and I can get some money for it to boot!

Other things that are on my nerves today… Lizzy Grubman. I typically don’t get annoyed with page sixers, but like I said, I am in a mood. She has an office in my building and when I see her I just can’t help wanting to kick her. I can’t put my finger on why she winds me up, perhaps it is because she does not adhere to proper elevator etiquette, or it could be the fact she mowed down 16 people in her dad’s SUV and only did a portion of her jail time. Plus I think she is fucking ugly as hell. Anyway, apparently due to her infamous stature she has been given a reality TV show on MTV* called “PowergiRls”, or some shit like that. I think it is meant to be something like the apprentice but in PR**. Taping must have started this week because she poured out of the elevator with about 400 interns and a camera chick. Normally I would just give the eye roll and the “what can you do” shrug, but I feel very strongly that we DO NOT need another reality TV show. Especially one with someone, who from what I can tell, has no personality whatsoever. Ok, after reading that, I just sound jealous. Let me assure you gentle readers this is not the case. I just don’t like my life being upset with extra people in an already too small elevator. Plus, who wants to watch an ugly girl work?

On top of all that… the waistband on my skirt is too big therefore making me look like I am about 5 months pregnant. And I have a headache. I need a drink.

Ok, this turned into more of a rant than I thought it might. I apologize for that. Libbyfish is just not having a good day and would really like to go home and find all my stuff has been packed, moved, unpacked and organized. Now that is a reality TV show I would participate in!

*MTV, what happened to you? You used to be cool… like when the M actually stood for Music not Mindless. Does anyone watch shows like pimp my ride? Clearly they are now designing shows for slack jawed yokels.

** If you have to do reality TV, at least come up with an original concept. If the show is the same concept as another… changing the name does not make it a new idea.

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